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Used commonly by modern day teens, kelsoff refers to the physical reference of male self-ejaculation. Kelsoff is pronounced similarly to Jack-off and has a similar meaning.
"I'm so bored right now, I can just stand here and kelsoff."
"The boy who kelsoffed during the day became tired but satisfied."
by Greenbrier News February 27, 2010
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