Kelpy

Sometimes crispy. Sometimes moist. Either way she has a bazillion and one daddies.

See Also : Sea Cabbage

I want someone to buy me things..

So become a kelpy!

by toastie724 November 17, 2017

Kelpy

A rank boggle eyed dog that deserves to be guffed upon.

"That kelpy is absolutely rancid, as is talby!"

by Rankman December 12, 2009

kelpie

1. australian stockdog
working sheep and cattle on the ranch, popular breed in Australia and Southern USA, rare in Europe. Mix of smooth borders, dingos and heelers. Accepted by FCI. Coming in different colors, solid or tan marked (black, blue, red, fawn, lilac).

blue and red heeler are known as australian cattldog - a totally different breed

2. scottish mythological creature
shape-shifting water spirit, can be seen as a horse. Quite a few kelpie legends are available.

My kelpie is a perfect help on the farm.
Its told a kelpie is living in the loch nearby.

by Lordtattersal June 11, 2007

Kelpie

A kelpie literally is an Irish mythological water horse, and if you tried to ride it its skin would turn adhesive and it would drag you into the water, drown you, and eat you. Used figuratively in slang it means a girl who would (metaphorically) do the same: she seems very alluring, and when you give her a piece of your heart you can't escape from her until she has dragged you into the water and you have drowned, so to speak.

Beware of that girl in our chem section––I think she's a Kelpie!

by Zazka May 20, 2011

kelpie

australian cattle or sheep dog
cross between border collie an a dingo
very pure breed

red cloud kelpie
silver kelpie
black kelpie
chocolate kelpie
blue heeler kelpie

by stuart peel August 2, 2006

Kelpy G.

A character in SpongeBob SquarePants who prodices the best smooth jazz you have ever heard. Also has awesome hair

Bro did u hear that new Kelpy G. Song it's lit.

by Kelpygirl88 January 14, 2016

Kelpy G

The god of jazz, Kelpy G is the unsung hero of Spongebob Squarepants. Kelpy G's music will sooth your body and soul. The cult of Kelpy G is usually associated with this character, the cult aims to bring Kelpy G to every boy and girl, no LGBT though because Kelpy G hates libtards. Kelpy G spends his time on his TV show, and he also performs for the smellies. Kelpy G is the absolute best character in the Spongeoverse. Kelpy G is an avid supporter of Pro Life and Pro Guns, he usually appears at anti-lgbt and anti-liberal rallies

Have you heard Smooth Jazz by Kelpy G?
Yes, i love that song

by BobbyBBob April 12, 2019