kate kelly'd

Verb. To be kicked out of a religion after 1. lying repeatedly about believing in it 2. protesting a church meeting and calling the media to cover it 3. calling religious leaders cowards 4. calling the women in your religion ignorant and silly to outsiders 5. emailing the New York Times and writing an op-ed in the Guardian about your excommunication, then whining that nobody kept it private 6. having a terrible haircut

I wanted to get myself Kate Kelly'd, but couldn't get enough media coverage to gain a following.

by zulilymerrell July 3, 2014

R. Kelly'd

To fuck a young bitch

Did you hear that Jimmy R.Kelly'd dat new girl?

by Lele December 16, 2003

R. Kelly'd

to pluck the apples before they've dropped. The Stealing of a childs inocense or the popping of a cherry also reffered to as 'Garry Glittered'

'So I saw on her bus pass that she was only 14' 'so what did u do?' 'I R'kelly'd her innit!'

by Foul J August 4, 2005

Kelly'd

to be Kelly'd - to die a mysterious death.

Hope you don't get Kelly'd...' - Stay out of the woods!

UN Weapons Inspector Dr David Kelly's mysterious death in the woods near his home.

murder Kelly'd death mysterious death Dr David KellyTony Blair UN Iraq MoD Blair Bush Alastair Campbell Jack Straw

by DavidKellyInquestRequired June 18, 2011