The most amazing and beautiful person you'll ever meet. They are amazing friends, and even better partners. If you find a Keller, hold on to her forever, she's somebody you want to cherish, and she deserves it
"Oh hey is that Keller?"

"Yeah she's beautiful"
"I know, anyone would be lucky to have her!"
by we love keller September 27, 2022
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A male or female, or other that gets 20s and belows on tests or quizzes
Oh nibblets I just got another Keller.
by Keller Keller is on fire February 8, 2018
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It is a contagious disease that spreads to everyone that is near somebody named Kelly.

Your sharp grammar and spelling degrades quickly, and you will find yourself speaking like her. Rare, but it happens.
One such prominent word is 'acoal' in Kellers language. The English translation of 'acoal' is 'alcohol'.

You may also feel a sudden urge to re-register posing as your fake friend for no reason. Also, you might have a sudden urge to speak in ALL CAPS.
"eh brozz, what youz been DOING!?!?!?! DRINKING SOME ACOAL?" - Somebody with Kellers Disease
by AA_MiMiK December 6, 2011
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