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keech
noun, verb, Keitched, Keitching, keitchist, keitcher.

Someone who claims to be straight, but given the right opportunity would commit a homosexual act and blame it on the circumstance.

Michael: Dude, I heard from Bill that Brett tried to suck you off at that party. Is that true?

Berto: Yeah well, you know Brett, when he gets drunk and high, he's a bit of a keitcher.
by skforty October 04, 2006