(adj.) A person who is incredibly bland, but otherwise fairly decent.
"My mum just moved in with her first boyfriend since the divorce. He's a real Keir Starmer."
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Inspires God’s followers. BELIEVE. LOVE. FIGHT THE ENEMY THROUGH LOVE, PRAYER, FAITH AND TRUTH.
When Darkness falls, and they join the marked beast, I will remember that Keir Basileus, Will bring us peace, through GOD ALMIGHTY. AMEN.
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The act of taking so many lines and holding them like a king. A phrase often used by Pablo Escobar before his death.
Pablo said “Fuck the queen, I’m going for a dirty keir.”
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KeirMcandrew is the HOTTEST GUY IN THE UNIVERSE and can take down a Aidan in a second

He Also has the biggest DONG OF ALL TIME and

Shaggy is afraid of him
This is it Bois Keir McAndrew

has come to DESTROY US ALL
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Noun. a person who does not do their supposed job; a shirker; a placeholder; an ineffectual and inept person.
Verb. to offer no opposition; to avoid doing one's job; to shirk one's responsibilities.

Coined in reference to Labour Party leader Keir Starmer, who spent the Covid pandemic quietly rubber stamping everything Boris Johnson did.
Andy: did you hear about the lawyer who sat back and did nothing whilst their client was ripped to shreds by the prosecution?
Alice: wow - sounds like a real Keir Starmer.
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When someone claims to be the Second Coming of Christ. Some will believe and others won't. It's simply a matter of faith.

If it doesn't come from love, it's not from God.
JESUS KEIR! How long are you going to continue with trying to make people believe in Christ?

You are not what we pictured, you are a sinner, you aren't from the country we expected.

You have both religous and religious people hating you. Your proof and good timing is just as coincidence. You are not enough. Stop telling everyone God loves them!
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To totally lie your way into a position and then act as if everyone else is in the wrong
Person 1: So how did you manage to win this contract then?

Person 2: Oh I totally Keir Starmer'd it and told them I would do a bunch of stuff I have no intention of doing. Now that my foot is in the door I can go back on everything I promised when I got given this job. And if they complain, I'll just say it's their fault!

Person 1: Oh you utter genius
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