Keester Stash

Its how you smuggle things into prison. By putting things in your ass

Usually with use of plastic bags and lots of lube..

You won't keester stash that.. Bonus points if you don't use lube.

Keester Stash by NSCSD_suxx March 21, 2009

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keister stash

A popular hiding place for contraband such as drugs, especially in prison. The anus. Usually the contraband is wrapped in a condom.

Johnny kept is smack in a keister stash.

keister stash by veritone January 16, 2009

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Keister Stash

In prison, the act of concealing objects in your anus or in the crack of your ass.

-Yo, Bill. How did you get those cigarettes in here, man?-

-I keister stashed 'em, dude.-

Keister Stash by bodythunder December 14, 2008

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

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