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when you are unable to control your alcohol intake and end up brushing your teeth with Jack Daniels Whiskey, and waking up feeling like a black man.

Warning: may cause violence to those that don't resemble Mick Jagger.
I was so Ke$h'd last night I told someone how attracted I was to their beard.
Ke$h'd by scotttisssi August 27, 2010

the Ke$ha 

The ke$ha is performed when the male partner ejaculates on the female's face and chest and then throws glitter all over her, making the glitter stick.
Dude, I gave the Ke$ha to this girl last night, she cried running to the shower!
the Ke$ha by shut up fgt October 6, 2010

Ke$hturbation

The act of stimulating ones genitalia to a Ke$ha video or picture... or song.
Cale's Friday night would have been lonely if not foryoutube, his copy of Animal, and Ke$hturbation. Unfortunately it made him sweaty.

Ke$ha Hipster 

Girls that walk around in slut clothes, take "artsy" profile pictures, are in love with triangles and think they are hipsters.

Ke$ha Hipsters love taking pictures of themselves and putting it them in "cute" effects on instagram, again going for the "artsy" look.

Addicted to tumblr, Boys, Red Bull, American Apparel, Urban Outfitters, and Starbucks.
Mike : Yo dude did you see that Ke$ha Hipster over there?
Joe : Hell yeah man! she's bangable

"∆ OMG ∆ IM Such A Hipster! ∆"
Real Hipster: "No you're not, you're a Ke$ha Hipster..."
Ke$ha Hipster by K-Webby December 29, 2011

The Ke$ha 

The act of busting upon a girls face and then throwing a handful of glitter at her.
The Ke$ha by bob1434 September 29, 2010

ke$ha shower 

Form of "bathing" when you are not able to shower for some reason. Using deodorant and cologne to disguise the fact that you did not shower
"Dude, you look like a mess."
"I woke up late and had to ke$ha shower."
ke$ha shower by omarjordan April 21, 2012