A woman who is all skin and bones, that is known for taking loads of cum in her loose vagina at any golf course, in exchange for key bumps of coke or apple watches!
I took her out for dinner & all she did was complain on how cheep I was, but come to find out, even the waiter knew she was a dirty Emily Kathryn.
by Missy.Lee April 2, 2020
Katie is as beautiful on the inside as she is on the outside. Katie is radiant and smiles from the inside out. She lights up a room when she walks in. A girl of good character. She has the heart of an angel, shows compassion and encourages everyone around her. She is sincere, sensitive and kind. A sensual, graceful dancer. Katie can be a bit clumsy which she demonstrates when she often falls off of her high shoes so be ready to catch her. Has a flare for fashion. Is usually a homecoming queen. Has a passion for life! Intelligent and discerning. A person you can trust with your heart. Guys gravitate towards her. She is old fashioned and will not chase guys but lucky is the guy who pursues her and wins her heart. Loyalty is one of her many attributes. Katie has a huge capacity for love. Be kind and you will win her heart forever. BUT be warned IF you are a cheater, a player, mean, hurtful, dishonest, rude or inattentive you will distroy her love for you. If you are ever lucky enough to have a Katie in your life then you have found a rare treasure. Cherish each and every moment with her like it is your last.
There's no one like my Kathryn Grace Valentine!
by JTeetzy July 2, 2015
by Leah's bf :) April 18, 2011
A bitch who just has to follow everyone all he time. She will get hurt by people but go back to them because they are "cool". She can't understand that hanging out with "popular" people doesn't make you "popular". She gets mad over the stupidest the. Sh wi hate a friend just for fucking ASSUMING they're wearing make-up. Also A selfish whore, bitch, and all around asshole.
Kathryn K. - U FUCKING ASSHOLE
by VVdoge May 29, 2019
That girl from the detective pikachu movie that I can’t stop thinking about because she is really hot and I am homo
by FourForeFor4 May 15, 2019
Like the cutest thing on the fucking planet, has an impossibly great taste in music, has smol floof, tiny freckles everywhere, good curves, the BEST sense of humor, IS a smol floof, loves wholesome memes, has love for every person on the fucking planet, and basically human perfection.
“Kathryn Sally Angstadt, I wubs you with all my heart and you are the cutest heckin bean on the fucking planet and I hope to be yours someday.”
by Papperoni September 30, 2018
A very beautiful girl who will always be there when you need her. She is usually very funny and can make you laugh till your butt drops. She is alsp very kind. But just dont forget...she can be like...REALLY stupid.
Human 1: Hey, dude, look at the new girl
Human 2: Yeah, her name is Kathryn Wojik
Human 1: Wow, shes like really pretty
Human 2: Don't let her looks fool you... I hear shes kinda wierd
Human 1: Nah, how could somthing that be wie- OH MY GOD, IS SHE, IS SHE FARTING ON THE TABLE ---NO NO, SHES POOPING ON THE LUNCH LADY WHILE SNORTING COCAINE!!!!!
Human 1: You were wrong man...she not wierd shes, shes---
Human 2: The wierdest creature that ever lived
Some random human: EVERYBODY RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!
*total caos behind human 1 and human 2*
Human 1: No man.....shes the most beautiful thing that ever lived
Human 2: Ummm.....
*Human 1 walks up to Kathryn Wojik*
Kathryn Wojik: *makes wierd gorilla shrieking noise while on all fours*
* Kathryn Wojik sniffs Human 1s ear*
Human 1: *smirks * Shes the one...dads gonna love her...weve been looking for something like her for years...
*Human 1 calls dad*
Human 1: Dad your never gonna believe it but i found the one...we can finally start out test ...muaaaahhhhhh
The end
Human 2: Yeah, her name is Kathryn Wojik
Human 1: Wow, shes like really pretty
Human 2: Don't let her looks fool you... I hear shes kinda wierd
Human 1: Nah, how could somthing that be wie- OH MY GOD, IS SHE, IS SHE FARTING ON THE TABLE ---NO NO, SHES POOPING ON THE LUNCH LADY WHILE SNORTING COCAINE!!!!!
Human 1: You were wrong man...she not wierd shes, shes---
Human 2: The wierdest creature that ever lived
Some random human: EVERYBODY RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!
*total caos behind human 1 and human 2*
Human 1: No man.....shes the most beautiful thing that ever lived
Human 2: Ummm.....
*Human 1 walks up to Kathryn Wojik*
Kathryn Wojik: *makes wierd gorilla shrieking noise while on all fours*
* Kathryn Wojik sniffs Human 1s ear*
Human 1: *smirks * Shes the one...dads gonna love her...weve been looking for something like her for years...
*Human 1 calls dad*
Human 1: Dad your never gonna believe it but i found the one...we can finally start out test ...muaaaahhhhhh
The end
by Sgsislife March 14, 2018