1. Tom Meighan (Lead vocals) - Gorgeous, foul-mouthed, paisley scarf-wearing bad boy with one hell of a stage presence.
2. Sergio Pizzorno (Guiltar, vocals, writer) - Commonly called Serge, he's tall, dark and beautiful and hardly ever caught without THAT hat. Incredible dress sense.
3. Chris Edwards (Bass) - the 'Quiet' one who can actually sometimes rival Tom in the "Fuckingshittypissywankeringbollocks" stakes.
4. Ian Matthews (Drums) - Sweet and soft-spoken with pretty hair and surprisingly agressive and loud drumming skills.
Fucking love 'em, I do.
2. A member of the Manson family who drove the getaway car.
Sergio Pizzorno: Say the 'Bitch' part!
NME: Oh! Right! They say stupid shit about bands which gives us stuff to write about!........ Bitch!
Oy vey, did Kasabian start talking again? Shit. What did they say this time. Well, we can make fun of that. It's not like it was witty like a fraction of some of the stuff Noel Gallagher says.
2. Tell Linda to start the engine.
2. A member of the Manson family who acted as the key witness for the prosecution.
2. Kasabian r0xx and a half!