A strong man of Eastern European descent, a caring friend but will beat the shit out of your worst enemy. A true sigma male which is hard on the outside and soft on the inside like gooey caramel chocolate. Karlis is an ass man. Very bootylicious. His cake is unrivalled and out of this world. Best not stand too close behind him ladies or you’ll risk getting booped to Jupiter.
That guy’s booty is bombastic, he must be a Karlis
by Pistachio Champagne November 3, 2021
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They are the definition of manlyness, romance & humor and modesty. Almost always are taken or married. Their piercing look and subtle smile brings goosebumps to whomever dares to look at them, they are irresistible to anyone they sets their sights on, yet, they are never pushy about beginning relationships. They have a hard, steely and difficult to penetrate exterior, hence their small and usuay tight knit friend groups, but the people they do let in describe it as being in a elegant yet safe castle filled with off-white brand cannons and guards wearing Gucci suits. They often like to be silly and unserious, but it's usually only a facade that hides their true overthinking tendencies. They're often people that have gone through a lot of hurdles in their life, that have shaped them to become wise and reserved, so getting them to be overly emotional or excited is about as easy as scaling Mt. Everest without any gear, possible but highly improbable. They like to be silent guardians and not get involved with drama and like to settle things either as quickly as possible or avoid them altogether. At the end of the day, if a Karlis loves you, he will go to the moon and back for you and do everything he can to make you feel fulfilled, as they have many selfless attributes that makes them great dads and husbands. If you have a Karlis in your life, never let him go, as finding a better replacement will be about as probable as finding a McDonald's with a working ice cream machine.
I can't believe Karlis got together with Adela instead of me, I envy her with every fiber of my being.

Why can't I just do these things as effortlessly as Karlis??

Met up with Karlis today, made my whole day!
by Mr.whitter November 21, 2021
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The worlds most prettiest Vegan Child out there
If she's vegan, her name must be Karli !
by Sauce ! June 14, 2017
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Prettt but acts like your bestfriend then cheats on her boyfriend with your boyfriend and lies about it to your face although y'all have been friends for 2 years
"Karli is a slut!" "Yea I know she's a whore."
by Charlie.0186 March 9, 2022
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