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After being fired from Walgreens I started a rival company in China which grew to neighboring nations before setting foot in the U.S. and overcoming Walgreens itself. Many Walgreens employees came crying to me and begging for mercy but I cast them off. Where will I get my financing? All of the Walgreens stock I already own of course.
Karlgreens will take over the world! And then whatever future planets we may colonize on too. We will even destroy the Wraith.

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