Youngish man, yet suffering from serious balding. Light blonde hair nearly as pale as his skin. Sarcastic, funny, some may call this man Evil Incarnate. Will kill any who use the first name. Most likely berates students heavily in order to compensate for insecurities.
"Oh man, did you hear steffin's lame ass joke?"
"No, I was too busy squirming in agonizing blindness caused by the glare on his bald spot"