Kaplan 

Eatting massive amounts of pringles and chugging coke while running around in circles on fire.

Hey kid, did you hear that Kaplan pulled another Kaplan last weekend?

Kaplan by this stunning creature December 14, 2008

kaplan 

n. someone who is amazing at what they do; a maverick

man, that guy was a total kaplan at that sport!

kaplan by spartan90107 May 29, 2008

Kaplan 

A person who blames the enemy champion being overpowered after losing, no matter who the champion is. However, if he plays that champion he will go on about how weak they are.

Wow, Alistar is such a broken champion! No wonder I am losing!
Bro, you are such a Kaplan!

Kaplan by universeRuler6969 April 9, 2021

Kaplan 

When you get right to the point and say something very blunt, particularly in the realm of antifeminism, somebody who pulls alot of Kaplans might also use an inhaler.

"You're a stupid woman."

"Wow, you just pulled such a Kaplan! You should get in the kitchen."

Kaplan by ybk October 28, 2009

Kaplan 

A bigheaded shitfuck who plays tennis on an hourly basis but yet still managaes to gain 60 pounds while doing it. Is injected with steroids by his bitchassed mother, and talks so much you'd rather eat a bowl of shit then listen. Also often used to describe a person who's a complete idiot, and does whatever the following person is doing. Also check hypocrite, fatass, slob, and deuche bag.

Mom: Danny, will you eat your food? And I swear at tennis practice you sucked today! I should've given you more Muscle Milk!

Dad: Awhhh honey, will you shut the fuck up!? You're making our son sound like a Kaplan!

Kaplan by mami_so_reCkless October 21, 2008

Kaplan 

Texting a girl late at night because you've worn out her nudes and you want more.

He pulled a Kaplan last night, can you believe it?

Kaplan by CasperBeTrippin October 18, 2018

Kaplan 

A person who repeatedly flexes about going shopping.

Kaplan is a melt

Kaplan by YesItsTheMainMan July 16, 2020