Hypocritical barbecue sauce that is more like spicy ketchup. Indeed, it has nothing to do with Kansas City barbecue.
Johnny: Hey, give me some of that Kansas City Masterpiece for my ribs.
Susie: Johnny, you ignorant slut. Don't speak of that blasphemy in Kansas City. My gang'll lynch you.
Susie: Johnny, you ignorant slut. Don't speak of that blasphemy in Kansas City. My gang'll lynch you.
by saturninely November 25, 2009
Get the Kansas City Masterpiecemug. Anal Intercourse; A person shits on another person's penis. They then pull out and stick it in the person's mouth. mmmmmm! Bitch! Barbeque Sauce!
by PisaJuan September 12, 2006
Get the Kansas City Masterpiecemug.