Kansas City Masterpiece 

Hypocritical barbecue sauce that is more like spicy ketchup. Indeed, it has nothing to do with Kansas City barbecue.

Johnny: Hey, give me some of that Kansas City Masterpiece for my ribs.
Susie: Johnny, you ignorant slut. Don't speak of that blasphemy in Kansas City. My gang'll lynch you.

Kansas City Masterpiece by saturninely November 25, 2009

Kansas City Masterpiece 

Anal Intercourse; A person shits on another person's penis. They then pull out and stick it in the person's mouth. mmmmmm! Bitch! Barbeque Sauce!

I gave your girl a Kansas City Masterpiece!

Kansas City Masterpiece by PisaJuan September 12, 2006