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Stinky, nasty, grotesquely unwashed, sticky, greasy, smegma-filled, crab infested, queef-city whale-of-a-tale fat white-trailer-trash poduck pussy, etc.
Hey Wes, less go down to Topeka and get us some Kansas Pink!
by Ted Lynn Smith August 08, 2003