One who uses a running class on Modern Warfare 2 and uses nothing but a tactical knife.
"Dude, did u see how many kills that guy had?"
"Hell yeah! Hes one hell of a kaniffer"
by The Dict8r December 13, 2009
Get the Kaniffer mug.
The homosexual persona of Ken Kaniff is the creation of underground Detroit rapper Aristotle. After lending his voice to a skit on The Slim Shady LP, a dispute between Eminem and Aristotle led to the break-up of the working relationship. From the Marshall Mathers LP onwards, all skits using the Ken Kaniff persona have been performed by Eminem, not Aristotle - usually in an attempt to poke fun.

Aristotle struck back with a full-length album titled "The Ken Kaniff Show", which was independently released online at www.kenkaniff.com

On the album Aristotle alternates between his Ken Kaniff voice and his regular rapping style. The album features diss tracks against Eminem and contains controversial songs about topics as diverse as paedophilia, masturbation, gangsterism and is at times sadistic and humourous.

The album's site is no longer in operation and little has been heard from Aristotle since.
I am put off by the voice of Ken Kaniff and his homosexual antics.
by Sheila Bone March 18, 2006
Get the Ken Kaniff mug.
Kenneth Kaniff is a fictional character who was created by Eminem. He has a deep raspy voice which makes him sound like a creepy pedophile, which is implied in the few skits Eminem has made using him.
A lot of people now know Kenneth Kaniff through Whiteboy7thst, a famous youtuber who is a big fan of Eminem and uses the Kenneth Kaniff voice in some of his videos.
My name is Kenneth Kaniff....Kenneth Kaniff from Connecticut...
by cowboybeanz July 27, 2011
Get the Kenneth Kaniff mug.
A non existent part on your buddy’s car that you need to help him fix so you can drink beer with him and not get in trouble with your wife.
Hey honey I need to go help Josh fix his kaniffer valve on his truck.
by Hill person February 11, 2009
Get the Kaniffer valve mug.
apparently he's from conneticut, and somewhat closet homosexual. Eminem mentions him in several songs and skits.
ken seems to have a love/hate relationship with eminem.

there are rumours that he is in fact a real person who has an album titled 'the ken kaniff show', but details are sketchy.
'this is ken kaniff from the internet, tryna' lure your kids, into bed with him'
'guess who's back, back again, ken is back, tell some men, rub my back, rub my back, rub my back...'
'you want me to lick your ass, *eminem*?'
by me old fruity August 16, 2005
Get the ken kaniff mug.