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Michael kalinoski 

A hot young sexy boy with the fattest juicy ass you will ever see. He is very smart and hard to trick. His sense of humor is good but the way he takes jokes isn’t. A Michael kalinoski is a boy you want to cuddle with. He is by far the hottest thing imaginable
“Hey do you know Michael kalinoski?”

- “Yea and he’s fuckin hot
Michael kalinoski by The Poopdoctor September 11, 2019

kalinskied 

to get drunk beyond all imagination. to get so damn drunk you don't know what the hell's going on. you don't even know who you are.
dude, i got so fucking kalinskied last night, you have no idea.
I'm so kalinskied.
kalinskied by manningsgay September 24, 2006

Kalkowski 

A bitch ass teacher that comes from Andersen Middle School. Wants you to write great reviews on his bitch ass book, as a “lesson” and got mad at someone for having a disorder.
Person 1:
Ugh I hate Mr. Kalkowski so much

Person 2: I know he’s the worst teacher
Kalkowski by Somepersonthatexists August 30, 2020

Kalkowski 

A name for a bitch ass teacher. Comes from Andersen Middle School but the origin teacher is so awful the name can be used across the world
Person A: Dude I fucking hate my teacher
Person B: Sounds like such a Kalkowski
Kalkowski by Koabska October 16, 2019

Maksymilijan kuligowski 

Maksymilijan kuligowski is a sexy man however he can be quite the dickhead. He makes people feel loved and then leaves them out of nowhere. He enjoys hurting people especially the people who care about him most. He will break your heart so don't trust this guy! Stay away from the maks 😂
Maksymilijan kuligowski is a piece of poo

maksymilijan kuligowski 

He is an amazing person, at first he's caring, funny, kind, fun but after a while he starts to show his true colours and becomes violent, mean, annoying, smelly and weird. He leaves girls who love him and care for him, he leaves them feeling heartbroken to make himself feel better. He cares about only himself and will never stop being a selfish dick to people. He loves making people feel like shit because it makes him feel better about himself. He can't help the way he is because it's all he's ever learnt. If you do meet a maks don't be clingy, don't be a psycho, don't fuck him, don't do anything that could possibly annoy him because he will leave you to go out with a younger person as soon as you break up. Have fun with him whilst you can because it won't last. Maksymilijan kuligowski is and always will be a dickhead no matter how nice he tries to act. Yeah he does have some problems, he finds it hard to open up to people and because of this he's always full of anger and sadness he just doesn't like to show his emotions because he thinks it makes him vulnerable.
Maksymilijan kuligowski was the kindest, most handsome, caring, funniest guy I had ever met but one day he just woke up and became a selfish prick.