A whore for cheesecake, and a slut for lasagna.
Did you see Kaleb at the party
yeah he stole my cheesecake
by kaleblovecheesecake July 5, 2020
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A fella with an absolutely MASSIVE GINORMUS MONSTORUS peen.
"Man, did you hear about that guy named Kaleb?" "Yea I hear he's got an absolutely MASSIVE GINORMUS MONSTORUS peen!"
by small tony February 22, 2021
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A dude who many people have mixed about
Person 1: How do you feel about Kaleb

Person 2: I hate the dude!

Person 3: Na, Kaleb is so cool
by bobthe man November 13, 2017
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Kaleb is a tall and a good looking guy. Most the time a Kaleb is as country as country gets! He likes to drink a lot, he is also really musical, he's the most sweetest and funniest guy when you get to know him, which isn't to hard because he has no strangers, he is also a crazy nut who will do about anything if dared to. Kaleb can be an ass or a "horndog" sometimes though, but at the end of the day you will always love him.
Kaleb you're too damn drunk go home or go to sleep!
by arandompersonnn December 5, 2013
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"Do you know who kaleb is" omg yes he us the coolest kid ever
by Cheeky nugget December 8, 2020
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Beautiful blue eyes, curly dirty blonde hair, tall, handsome, and the most nicest boy you could ever meet. He has the cutest laugh, and a REALLY adorable smirk. He will make you fall in love over, and over again. His hands feel soft, and his lips are too. He can make you mad, but no matter what, you couldn't stay mad. He always has the cutest nicknames to call you, and he listens to you talk no matter. He encourages you to follow your dreams, and to do whatever makes you happy.
I love you, Kaleb. <3
by Kristine__<3 May 2, 2022
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Kaleb is a funny guy who loves making people laugh. He is good at making music and playing love songs. He will be there for you when you want him, and he will definantly stay by your side when you need him. He's the kind of guy to make sure everybody got what they ordered and plays the best music on a road trip. He will have certain things about him, certain signs. Remember them. He will make you smile when your sad. He will dance in the rain with you. He will give you his jacket when your cold. Basically bes the best type of person there is. Dont break his heart. If you do, you will never get it back.
This guy played the guitar for me...his name? Kaleb.
by Willow4542 October 12, 2018
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