A kaavya is found to be the most useless and unproductive entity know to mankind. A kaavya is distinctly characterized by their abnormal behavior and their near non- existent IQ. Kaavya are a species of unidentified creatures who have evolved to live around humans. Other than their obvious name, a kaavya can be recognized by their unusually vain character. A Kaavya usually is found in the company of humans due to their lack of ability to fend for themselves in the wild. However, in recent years, multiple Kaavya’s have been found. Therefore they have equipped themselves with methods to defend themselves.

For example : their bad jokes.

Whenever a kaavya feels like it’s under threat, it tells a bad joke which renders the humans around it incapacitated and brain dead.

Well, you may now ask the question, why don’t kaavya socialize with other kaavya?

Ans: Research has shown that kaavya are too primitive to recognize other entities of the same species.

Although kaavya are known for their lack of intelligence, they still pose a major threat to humanity.

A man was once seen coming in close contact with a kaavya, the next day he was found at the bottom of a building.
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In April 2006, Kaavya's first novel, How Opal Mehta Got Kissed, Got Wild and Got a Life, was published. Shortly after publication, the Harvard Crimson printed allegations that the author plagiarized passages from two novels by Megan McCafferty. The subsequent storm of national publicity led her publisher, Little, Brown and Company, to withdraw all editions of the book, derailed plans by DreamWorks SKG to develop Opal Mehta into a movie, and encouraged readers to identify possible additional plagiarism within its pages.

On May 2, 2006, Michael Pietsch, Little, Brown's senior vice president, released a statement saying "Little, Brown and Company will not be publishing a revised edition of How Opal Mehta Got Kissed, Got Wild, and Got a Life by Kaavya Viswanathan, nor will we publish the second book under contract."
Wow, Kaavya Viswanathan's book sure sounds familiar...
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A hoe. Loves to sing the national anthem, loves it when middle aged indian men slide into her Dm's. thinks shes lactose intolerant but actually just a weak. thinks shes funny but is not.
You know kaavya?

wait you mean that girl who won't shut up?
yeah her
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A kaavya is found to be the most useless and unproductive entity know to mankind. A kaavya is distinctly characterized by their abnormal behavior and their near non- existent IQ. Kaavya are a species of unidentified creatures who have evolved to live around humans. Other than their obvious name, a kaavya can be recognized by their unusually vain character. A Kaavya usually is found in the company of humans due to their lack of ability to fend for themselves in the wild. However, in recent years, multiple Kaavya’s have been found. Therefore they have equipped themselves with methods to defend themselves.

For example : their bad jokes.

Whenever a kaavya feels like it’s under threat, it tells a bad joke which renders the humans around it incapacitated and brain dead.

Well, you may now ask the question, why don’t kaavya socialize with other kaavya?

Ans: Research has shown that kaavya are too primitive to recognize other entities of the same species.

Although kaavya are known for their lack of intelligence, they still pose a major threat to humanity.

A man was once seen coming in close contact with a kaavya, the next day he was found at the bottom of a building.
Kaa:viÿa
Kaavya.....
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A kaavya is found to be the most useless and unproductive entity know to mankind. A kaavya is distinctly characterized by their abnormal behavior and their near non- existent IQ. Kaavya are a species of unidentified creatures who have evolved to live around humans. Other than their obvious name, a kaavya can be recognized by their unusually vain character. A Kaavya usually is found in the company of humans due to their lack of ability to fend for themselves in the wild. However, in recent years, multiple Kaavya’s have been found. Therefore they have equipped themselves with methods to defend themselves.

For example : their bad jokes.

Whenever a kaavya feels like it’s under threat, it tells a bad joke which renders the humans around it incapacitated and brain dead.

Well, you may now ask the question, why don’t kaavya socialize with other kaavya?

Ans: Research has shown that kaavya are too primitive to recognize other entities of the same species.

Although kaavya are known for their lack of intelligence, they still pose a major threat to humanity.

A man was once seen coming in close contact with a kaavya, the next day he was found at the bottom of a building.
Kaa:viÿa
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Kaavya is beautiful both physically and psychologically. a girl that would be there for anyone. Totally relaxed; reserves judgement until she learns more about a subject pertaining to the person, but will maintain an open mind. She will never be dull; even on the most depressing days, she will always find a way to make you laugh. although he is a really lovely person, he can be a little uneasy at first. Extremely attractive and brilliant, she can know what's going on just by looking at you and will make you feel good about yourself. She has this weird appeal that allows her to pull off any thing last-minute. Even if you don't love yourself, she will always be there for you. As a plus point total memester and very hilarious
Mr R:That girl is great at art who is she?
Mr U:She is definitely a Kaavya
Slayyy Kaavya
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He is funny and handsome.
Kaavya means poem
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