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A KaNoCkeRbAwKeD is an animal only resident of San Diego. It likes to eat cucumbers, or just lick them. It is common to see this animal humping random things.

It is advised to stay away from these creatures. They like to kill you slowly. Approach with caution and a caddle prod.
I just got raped by the KaNoCkeRbAwKeD dude...
by MCkibblesANDbits August 16, 2003