Small town in South East Kansas with a population of about 500 people or so. Tourists can look for Harpers Country Store (the only gas station for 10 miles), The Nut Hut (the only restaurant for 10 miles, specialty is mountain oysters), the post office, cemetary, and that is it. The most fun a kid can look for in Altoona, KS is getting drunk. But make sure you get your alcohol from another town, because otherwise you're stuck with Milwaukee's Best.
by Lil Jus December 29, 2010
I went to Lawrence,KS and thought I was in heaven due to the beautiful campus, tradition and spirit, and the best basketball team in the nation.
by jhawk July 28, 2006
hell in central kansas. The people of russell are so desperate for people that they hold a pathetic festival called the Prairiesta every ten years in desperate hope that people will decide to move there. It is filled with racist homophobic rednecks who crush opposing ideas like a foot crushes a cockroach. Their mind set comes from the pre-Civil War Era.
by treat101 December 9, 2012
Manhattan, KS aka Manhappenin', Manhappiness, The Little Apple, is a great place to reside and home to the Wildcats, only the best team ever. Everyone who lives there either has a picture with Willy the Wildcat, or wants one. They go to football games and basketball games regularly. The people that live there are mostly college students, with the exception of a few residential areas. Overall, everyone loves Manhattan, KS.
Manhattan, KS, is where K-State is located.
I live in Manhattan, KS because i'm a college student.
Manhappenin' is the place to be.
I love Manhappiness.
The little apple is like home to me.
I live in Manhattan, KS because i'm a college student.
Manhappenin' is the place to be.
I love Manhappiness.
The little apple is like home to me.
by pbbananasandwich January 17, 2011
A Drinking town with a farming problem.
A small town in the middle of nowhere, population 551 on a good day, 978 if you count the farm animals, but 42 if you count the people who actually live in the city limits. There is approx. 546 Caucasians, 4 Native Americans, .5 Oriental, .5 African American. 97% farmers, 2% teachers, 1% bums/liquor store owners/thieves/ or preachers. Most people who grow up here are known for not leaving, and raising their family there as well.
Also known as, "the hilbilly capital of kingman county."
A small town in the middle of nowhere, population 551 on a good day, 978 if you count the farm animals, but 42 if you count the people who actually live in the city limits. There is approx. 546 Caucasians, 4 Native Americans, .5 Oriental, .5 African American. 97% farmers, 2% teachers, 1% bums/liquor store owners/thieves/ or preachers. Most people who grow up here are known for not leaving, and raising their family there as well.
Also known as, "the hilbilly capital of kingman county."
JimBob-"Howdy Bo, you gon make it on down therr to Norwich, KS to sell your cattle?"
Bo-"Naw JimBob I go there to cut wheat every summer and get me a good hamburger on mainstreet."
JimBob-"Oh man they got a restaurant there now?!"
Bo-"No, it's inside the hardware store."
Bo-"Naw JimBob I go there to cut wheat every summer and get me a good hamburger on mainstreet."
JimBob-"Oh man they got a restaurant there now?!"
Bo-"No, it's inside the hardware store."
by slickafox January 11, 2011
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