Kraigs often think they are the best. They like to prance around in there grandmas home made slippers and ugly whitey tighteys when they are at home alone. Infront of people a Kraig likes to think he is a gangster, while spitting out pre planned rap's. Kraigs are often quite humorous though, but likes to know that he is pissing everyone off and thier sweet little grandmother. Kraigs are a one of a kind person. They are good and truthful friends, but often tend to get under your skin, it makes you want to rip that ginger, pube like hair off there chin.
Molly: dude that guy never shuts up!
Anna: i know im about to rip those red pubes off that stupid Kraigs chin!
Anna: i know im about to rip those red pubes off that stupid Kraigs chin!
by onabitch April 16, 2010
A phrase used for anyone that is alone. A slang word for recluse.
Origin: Celtic, originally meant "he who dwells apart"
Origin: Celtic, originally meant "he who dwells apart"
by Roland August 13, 2004
someone who is very mean and has only dated one girl.This person is often very ugly and faggish.If you ever meet a kraig in your life beware of their albinoism.
This personn is often kraigalicous.
This personn is often kraigalicous.
by al sexy January 2, 2009
A variation of the brother blumpkin in which the giver is finished with an abe lincoln and adds a mustache created from the other's excrement.
by Assman December 3, 2004
basically the coolest guy ever state champion wrestler and sex god women flock to him and he does what he wants also refered to as an american bad ass
by cradlekraig July 21, 2009
A Kraig Kross is how you describe it when a man crosses his legs like a woman. This man is usually feminine, with questionable sexual boundaries. Often times they will have a lisp of some sort and an uncanny resemblance to Beeker the Muppet. In fact, a man who executes a Kraig Kross is almost always a ginger.
"John did a kraig kross tonight."
"That's always the first mistake in turning yourself into an inanimate object in a woman's eyes"
"You're right. John is now a lampshade."
"That's always the first mistake in turning yourself into an inanimate object in a woman's eyes"
"You're right. John is now a lampshade."
by the_slibs August 13, 2011