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I’m Gonna Take Your Kneecaps 

The act of threatening to take someone’s kneecaps, usually done to get people out of your way, but you never explain to people why need them, or how you take them, it’s a smite of magic where you magically make a “Taking Away” motion and there you go you followed through with your threat, you must always squat while performing the taking of the kneecaps, when you take kneecaps be sure to replace them with styrofoam to give your victim an unpleasant surprise when they bend their knees
Person 1: “Haha, hey dude you just cut In front of me.”

Person 2: “So, what are you going to do about it.”
Person 1: “ I’m Gonna Take Your KneeCaps.”
Person 2: “Haha, I’m so scared.”
Person 1: *Takes Kneecaps*
Person 2: “ ahh! My kneecaps! Come back!”
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yeetus yeetus kneecap deletus 

the most powerful spell used by any mage ever. in 1792 it game ended Hitler by deleting his kneecaps and yeeting them to an alternate dimension where ugandan knuckles is still funny. if you say this to someone they will instantly lose their kneecaps and commit die.
Person: You can't defeat me mortal!
PeRsON 2: YEETUS YEETUS KNEECAP DELETUS NORMIE
Person: *commits death as the russian anthem plays with the bass boosted beyond comprehension*
A word for a wanna-b alpha male who claims to be hanging out with numerous girls, but is actually with girls that are related to him.
Guy 1 - Yo brah what you doing tonight?
Guy 2 - Yo I'm chilling with these 3 girls...
Guy 1 - Who you hanging out with man?
Guy 2- ....My cousin, my sister and my mom...
Guy 1 - You Goddamn Kneemah....
Kneemah by Oh My Kneemah July 27, 2009

Nico nico kneecaps 

A very big threat, if someone threatens your nico nico kneecaps you best be runnin. Holds power over the reverse card. Unless you have Danny Devito on you, you're screwed.
This man breaks nico nico kneecaps, aight ima head out.

Keegan Allen 

AKA the best abs on television. Best known for his role as bad boy Toby Cavanaugh on ABC's Pretty Little Liars. One half of the amazing couple, Spoby.
What did you think of the latest episode of Pretty Little Liars?

It was amazing, Keegan Allen took my breath away. Did you catch those abs?
Keegan Allen by makehimmine November 10, 2011

Kneecaps 

The ultimate possession everyone has. I have them. You have them. We all have kneecaps
Ya kneecaps, hand em over
Kneecaps by Isawthelight June 13, 2018