What you get in a date:
wardrobe includes: Wife-beater, old Nike shoes, Tribal or Chinese symbol tattoo, Baseball cap on backwards or to the side. The occasional Ed Hardy shirt or cap
Living area: Your couch, his parents "extra room," baby momma's house, his "boys" house.
Normal Job/Occupation: none, occasional deals in the process or record deals on hold
Johnny: "One step ahead of you" *holds up severed waitress clit*