the kfc buffet is an act in which u lick mashed potatoes out of ur parterns bully button. and use the gravy to lubricate ur genitals.. following with the act of eating macoroni out of the man's arm pit. and putting buscuit's on the females nipple's. and the finshing act it is slapping ur partren with either a drumstick or breast chicken across the face.
one the first date tom and jane tired the kfc buffet ... it was delicous