"Ok... How much is 1 Million Kobos, in Sterling?"
"Let me just check that for you Madam... and it is... 4 pounds and 31 pence"
* this definition also applies to females. Only the term is Koba instead of Kobo
Jessica: Whatever happened to him? Is he dead or something?
Katy: No its nothing like that. He just got really fucking ugly one summer! He turned into a major Kobo so I dumped him!
Jessica: Ohhh that's harsh!
Katy: No that's just anybodies reaction to a Kobo.