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Couch Juror 

A Couch Juror is a person who sits at home and watches news stories of a person accused of a crime. This person then forms an opinion from filtered and biased news from either Conversative or Liberal networks. They then post on facebook and twitter about how the person is or isn't guilty based on their new-found "expert" knowledge of the situation. These people are closely related to "sheeple."
Friend 1: OJ so did it man! They found a glove and the news said he did it. Give that guy the chair! I even checked Snopes, they said he did it.
Friend 2: Man, stop being a Couch Juror, you know nothing about what happened other than what the media tells you and your sheeple friends.
Couch Juror by thedrod August 12, 2012
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Juror No. 7 

The Juror nicknamed (by the press) "Strawberry Shortcake" in the 2004 Scott Petterson trial and is the Juror at the center of the controversial Petterson's retrial request.
His lawyers say he should get a whole new trial because Juror No. 7 allegedly lied about having previously been a victim of domestic violence.
Juror No. 7 by talk2me-JCH2 August 11, 2022

Juror's Beard 

The beard a person grows when they miss work because he is sitting on a jury.

Like the playoff beard in sports, the juror's beard is worn until the end of the trial.
Peter: Dude, did you see Richard's beard? It looks like he spent the last week and a half in West Virginia.

Samuel: Nah, he has been in court and is rockin' the juror's beard.
Juror's Beard by RedBeard53 April 11, 2011
a very cute & fine darkskin. funny af and a good boyfriend if you have a jyron hold on to him . cause they are the best.
omg look there's a Jyron. he fine af
Jyron by MuntieeMa32 February 23, 2015
cutie! i love jyrotech
person1 : "youre so cute!"
person2: "no, youre the jyrotec!"
jyrotec by awemoonethan December 4, 2021
a japanese man who says nigga a lot
damn jurota dont pay his child support!?!?
jurota by ATTC March 10, 2022

Jurongville secondary school 

Jurongville secondary school filled with many matreps and minahs ever since the merge of hong kah sec. All know how to vape, smoke and do tiktok. There’s also bunch of wannabe and kaysiao kids Well known security uncle “cik jo”. Not to forget our Mr Zubir and Mr Tang, who confirm chase late coming student and ask students to sit at the foyer. Confirm confiscate phone one.
Non jvs student: Eh you know the black polo uni school? The kaysiao one
Another non jvs student: oh you mean jurongville secondary school?
Non jvs student: yes!