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Friend: Hey i heard you shook Obamas hand, I thought you hated him.
Juvenal: Yea but i ejaculated and THEN shook his hand.
Friend: Dude youre sick
Juvenal:Hey, FUCK YOU.

juvenistic

The act of being a juvenile douche bag. This has to be done on repeated occasions and is classified as a lifestyle.
Hey look there is Ryan Seacrest being juvenistic like always.
Jenalise's are absolute badass's and really nice for the most part. She can be really random and halarious which makes her one of a kind. If you ever meet one become friends with her. :)
Jenalise is a badass.
Jenalise by EXTRADELILAHH June 11, 2016

Juvelishous 

I was living in Oregon and was trippin on some shrooms. I looked out the window and I said "Hey Sara, Michelle, look at the Juveni... Juvi... Juvnew... Juviless... Juvelishous...." They both cracked the fuck up and about died from laughter. I didn't mean for it to come out like that...but it did....so anyways Juvelishous is a woman (or man) whom looks or is under 18 and who is hot as hell.
MMMMMM...Damn she is Juvelishous!
Juvelishous by Junebug September 25, 2006
cute boy who loves his girlfriend for who she is ‘
friend: wheres juvenal?
friend 2: oh, hes out with his girlfriend cause she doesnt feel well
friend: aw.
juvenal by boobw November 23, 2021
A short dick motherfucker who doesn’t give two fucks about his life
#HesAdopted Juvenal might have a shrimp dick according to his ex... Wait he hasn’t had a GF.
Juvenal by DankNibbaisreal May 21, 2019