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The coolest guy in the world and a very attractive gentleman. Has great taste in music, loves trying new things. Does a lot for others and very little for himself, meaning he puts others before himself and he has a big heart. Justino is very charming, has a nice butt and smells really good. He has a charismatic personality and a killer sense of humor. Justino has a smile that attracts girls to him, but he's waiting for the perfect girl to walk down his path. The most amazing quality of Justino, is that he's great in bed. Despite all his very good qualities, he can only see his point of view and talks down to you for having your own opinion. He's not very patient and can be very aggressive when he's mad.
Girl: "You Look Like A Justino"

Guy: "That's Because I Am"

Girl: "Ohmygod, Lets Fuck"
Justino by UrbanDictionary05 December 8, 2012
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Justindoingwork 

That justindoingwork is such a GOD at LIFE.
Justindoingwork by Justindoingwork September 6, 2011

Justinky  

the perfect nickname for someone named Justin or Justine who has an incredible odor to them. Stinky is basically already embedded in their name. They reek of rotten cauliflower and tend to have 3-4 STDs
"Wow, Justinky smells even worse today"

"I know dude, she bathed in raw fish oil and sprayed some dead moose deodorant on"
Justinky by catlover932 January 30, 2009

justinkayitis

the condition in which a person has incredibly random urges to go the beach at least two times a day.
this will tend to happen at night.
person 1: "i love pickles on my sub"

person 2: "fuck i need to go get some salty water on my balls"

person 1: "my friend, you have justinkayitis"
justinkayitis by thepost07 January 21, 2010

Justincompetent Moment 

An adjective used to describe a person on social media or in real life who makes a fool of themselves while not realizing their mistakes until it’s too late. A person who tries to justify a claim even if it’s wrong. Particularly aims toward people named with the first name Justin.
Idiot boy, that’s not how you describe a heart attack. This is truly the pinnacle of a Justincompetent Moment.”
the coolest kid on the planet.
he is in love with a girl named Melissa
and he is tiiighter than an emo kids pants.
Justino and Melissa are cooler than joo face.

justinmolly

two people are in a relationship where the justin wears the skirt and molly wears the pants
molly to justin: stop being such a bitch
friend: justins a female dog and molly's SUCH a huge male elephant

oh you justinmolly
justinmolly by hi im rich and troy November 12, 2011