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The most amazing man in the Universe who is hated on by a bunch of queer ass pussies who can get blow jobs. He is the most talented person in the world. He pretty much plays every musical insrument. He also dances and acts. And not to forget is the best singer in the world!!!!!! He is a motherfucking SAINT!
All praise Justin Almighty! WWJD? (What Would Justin Do?) Justin = Jesus
person 1: Hey have you ever heard of Jesus? person 2: No but I have heard of Justin Timberlake. |
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White version of Usher Justin Timberlake was asked if he is trying to compete with Usher if he can dance better.
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A half-bald headed trying-to-act-black wigger whose never set foot in a ghetto before. Any boy "band" member.
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The guy who grabbed Janet's rack. Look, there's Justin Timberlake.
Isn't he that fool who grabbed Janet's rack? |
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Horny little kid still going through puberty. After seeing Janet Jackson's breast, Justin Timberlake became confused and disoriented. So that's what a titty looks like, he thought.
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Some snobby prick who all the girls think is "so cute" I dont get it. The guy looks like a fucken alien. especially with that gay bleached curly hair he used to have Justin Timberlake sux
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Let's see here....this guy has millions of dollars, 20 cars, 50 pairs of shoes, specialized clothing, a bigass house, endorsements from many corporations, his own restaurant, and (how many?) boats, yet I can't believe that, with all of his wealth, he couldn't even hold on to the nympho known as Britney Spears for more than 3 months. Obviously this is a sign that he is probably just overcompensating for something he lacks as a man (if we can call him a man at all). Britney Spears: I'm leaving you, Justin. Your penis is simply too small.
Justin Timberlake: It's not the size that matters. It's the motion of the ocean. Britney Spears: That's what six of my ex-boyfriends said. |
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An example for what a few blowjobs to a music exec will get you. Wanna get ahead in the music biz? Pull a Justin Timberlake and give everyone a blowjob!
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