All praise Justin Almighty!
(What Would Justin Do?)
person 1: Hey have you ever heard of Jesus?
person 2: No but I have heard of Justin Timberlake.
Justin Timberlake: It's not the size that matters. It's the motion of the ocean.
Britney Spears: That's what six of my ex-boyfriends said.
Guy 2: Yeah but he's funnier than most the hosts that have been on SNL in the last 3 years.