Jumai

Is the greatest at English and every language subject at school. And hates Sergio and his SHORT dick🤏🏻

Jumai is the best

Jumai by jumai November 22, 2021

jamaican dutch 

An accent used by radio mc's in and around london

MC Grindah: Steves, that's not.... You need to be more Jamaican Dutch, just do it like Beats does it, like I said. Come on.

jamaican dutch by Mark Zuckeburg February 21, 2017

jamaican funeral 

The act of ashing a bong clear, and then dumping the bongwater over the still smoldering ashes to put them out.

"Hey man, let's get out of here. Jamaican funeral this bong and let's roll."

jamaican funeral by K. Melly November 27, 2014

Jamaican Spray Park 

When a Jamaican girl squirts all over you.

Hey, Phil I got soaked yesterday in the Jamaican Spray Park.

Jamaican Spray Park by Brendawg69 May 14, 2017

Jamaiphile.

A person who greatly admire and love all the progressiness of Jamaica, history and culture with a rich fondness for Jamaicans.

Every time John talks about sports or food he is always bragging about how Jamaicans like Usain Bolt is the fastest man in the World and Jerk chicken is the most delicious dish, its like he worships Jamaica, he is such a Jamaiphile.

Jamaiphile. by DAR / Rock. February 2, 2019

Jemaine Clement 

Also known as the 'hiphopopotumus', Jemaine is totally awesome.
He is in the band flight of the conchords along with Bret Mckenzie.

But Jemaine is the sexier one of the two.
He has also been in the film;
Eagle vs Shark

and will soon be coming out in a film called :
gentlemen broncos

Jemaine Clement, if you asked me to marry you, i so would.

Jemaine Clement by b4j October 5, 2008

Jumana 

Derived from Arabian Roots from “Glistening Pearl.” A ‘Jumana’ would be described as someone who is intelligent, humble, and cracks a lot of jokes. She’s possibly tall or really short and has many skills. She has a lot of good friends, and would do anything for them. One may say that she/he would depend on society to judge her appearance and doesn’t deserve that since she’s beautiful. She’s as jolly as a little kid on Christmas Day, but can be overprotective, which is fine because she means no harm. She’s a great listener and would like to help anyone, even if it involves her also getting in trouble.

If you have a problem, go to Jumana!

Jumana by CrunchyCookie17 May 2, 2018