We suck dick and swallow slow
We worship a crappy band
Called ICP that you can't stand
We have zero IQ points
Our pregnant moms smoked chronic joints
Our penises are really small
And we have tiny shrunken balls
Excuse me miss for being so brash
But we are redneck trailer trash!
Our juggalettes take dick for cash
But wrap it before you tap that ass
We pretend we don't hate niggers
But we are hypocrites, go figger!
Now you know 'bout juggalos
And how we are a bunch of hoes
I live and die for ICP
So stupidity is killing me!
Shut up fool, I'm fucking your 5 year old sister's neden!
Oh, my bad ninja. Can I have sloppy seconds?