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juelzing 

When someone does too much trying to talk/type their way out of a hopeless argument.

Coined by posters on TheColi.com in 2017 due to a Juelz Santana gif where he mimes someone droning on in hopeless bs.
"I asked him why he smelled like that girl's perfume and he just started juelzing."

"Trump just put his foot in his mouth again. Get ready for a night of juelzing on Fox News."
juelzing by TheRhakim May 10, 2018
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joels mom 

The hottest women on earth perfect fuck tool for Everyman she is also everyone’s thot tbh
I just fucked Joels mom yesterday mane
joels mom by Straight_lord_gianky August 22, 2019
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Jules Winnfield 

Jules Winnfield

A character from Pulp Fiction portrayed by Samuel L. Jackson.

Jules was a hitman / assassin / hired goon working
for Marcellus Wallace until he and his partner;
Vincent Vega witnessed, what Jules refers to as,
Divine Intervention where they were shot at but none of
the bullets hit.
Now Jules "walks the Earth". Vincent calls him a bum
for doing this.

He has a variant of The Bibles chapter Ezekiel 25:17
memorised, which he recites before killing someone.
As its some "chill shit" to say to someone before they die,
not because he's religious.

He doesn't eat pork, because pig is a filthy animal, not
because he's Jewish or Muslim

He owns a Bad Motherfucker wallet.

Also, apparently he's the "foot fuckin' master"
and he's cool like The Fonz
Jules Winnfield quotes:

"What" ain't no country I've ever heard of, they speak English in What?

Do you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France?

Shit negro! That's all you had to say!

Big Kahuna burger?! I hear they have some tasty burgers.

Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same fuckin' thing.

Tell that bitch to chill out!
Say "Bitch be cool" !

English motherfucker! Do you speak it?!

I'm a mushroom cloud layin' motherfucker, motherfucker!
Everytime my fingers touch brain I'm superfly T.N.T,
I'm the Guns of the Navarone

Hamburgers! The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast.

Shut the fuck up, fat man!
Jules Winnfield by rzhhhh July 12, 2010

Jules Verne 

Person that is perfect, unstoppable, and amazing.
She is soo Jules Verne.

Juelz Santana

A member of the rap group Harlem Diplomats.
Juelz (dip, dip)
Santana (set, set)
Juelz Santana by Mark February 27, 2004

Jules Palton 

Jules Palton Jul•es Pal•ton

1.) An actor, a public figure . Born in Houston, Texas.
A very interesting person to have a relationship with.he's avery attractive person.once you have a bond with juelz its a bond that will last.just keep Loyalty with him.
Juelz is a fine person
juelz by bae553 June 15, 2018