If you ever meet Juan Zapata you are a very lucky person. He is so fun to be around and talk to. He can talk about anything and everything lol. He means a lot to a girl that is 5’1, brown straight hair, and that is very hilarious. The way how Juan Zapata laughs, does his hair, his humor, his kindness, and everything else is perfect. It’s very easy for him to makes friends to lol. Having a Juan Zapata in your life is the best thing to have.
someone: you are so lucky to have a Juan Zapata in your life.

5’1 girl: yes i am.
by IMO love November 4, 2021
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When you're done finger banging a broad with a smelly pussy then you go swipe underneath your buddy's nose.
My friend fell victim to the Fishy Juan.
by Not Mancow July 9, 2014
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The Juan Z is the action of combing/pushing your hair with your hands in order to avoid an awkward moment with someone, most often times a woman
Paul: yo did you see Juan ? Instead of smacking that stripper's ass dry humping him he just pushed his hair back with his hands.
Murray: I did bro, Paul did that to avoid being a douche and getting tossed out of the club man.
Paul: Yea it was steroid bro I and to do The Juan Z to avoid getting tossed out.
by Juan the Builder November 9, 2013
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That one kizzy glizzy ----- nonsense. Also, he drinks iced coffee with Immobile, plain bagels with Mahrez, and drinks slurpies with the ambassador of Finland.
Hey ambassador of Finland, have you seen Juan Chi this ebening?

Yes, we had Slurpee, gang gang.
by donte_donte November 28, 2021
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Philip Nicholas Juan (born May 20,1984), better known by his stage name 'Philly Nicks' is an American clothing designer and entrepreneur.

Philip Nicholas Juan is the creator of Rich Life Brand (he then partnered with Bee Nguyen), Co-Owner of "The Daily Hustle" clothing boutique in his home town of West Covina, Founder of The Nicks Agency and is Brand Specialist and Web Designer for Armadale Vodka.
money don't grow on trees, but rich life money is for is gees on gees. Philip Nicholas Juan started these things!
by mrdefincool November 3, 2013
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the best and most pretty boyfriend ever <333
juan carlos is so hot omg mommy ^_^
by iloveuziandmybf November 24, 2021
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