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The combination of hair, feces and toilet paper formed into little balls that clings to one's ass hair. Caused by a hairy ass, frequent bowel moments, cheap toilet paper and rare baths.
While bathing, dad said, "Make sure to get the Duck Butter and Fromunder Cheese from under your nuts, and the Joy Bells out of your ass!"
by Ike Mamazon December 10, 2013