jov

Jack Off Victim - an object of one's masturbatory fantasy.

How hot was she, was she JOV material? Did you victimize her in the shower?

by She was 17 in the shower November 11, 2005

jov

One who enjoys saying the term "woo woot" followed by more masculine animal sounds. He is renowned for his love of SNL and gay men as well as his shit hands.

"You like to jov around all day don't you?"

by jov December 10, 2003

Jov

Junior Olympic volleyball

Hey you going to jov tonight

by Damdanielle February 12, 2017

hand jov

an alternative name for the well known 'hand job'
hand jov is used as a cover up for hand job as we all know when someone says hand job too loudly a few eyes can be rasied.
now with this new word the awkward situation be avoided.

also just saying hand jov when your name happens to be jov
always gets a few laughs.

instead of getting 'hand job' on the back of your yr 12 jumper
one may get 'hand jov' instead.
because 'hand job' is too obvious and will be disallowed by crazy teachers whereas 'hand jov' can be pleaded as innocent. (shifty eyes)

by yov September 27, 2009