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A phrase meaning you must be kissing my "baby" or in layman's terms telling a false truth. Used mostly in playful to sexual contexts.
Robzilladilla: "Hey man, why don't you just kiss the baby."

Peter Jenkins: "Child Please, you must be joshing my bagels!"
by Robzilladilla April 26, 2011