Top Definition
This person is a special person. He is not just your average human, he is actually God. He spends lots of time answering prayers, mainly from his specialized Iphone that his mother, Virgin Mary, bought him. He resides in Whitman, MA, but is everywhere at all times. He is worshiped by many people.
Who parted the Red Sea?
Josh Hansen

Who created the world?
Josh Hansen
by Strong Believer January 06, 2013

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