Most beautiful human on the planet. Sweet, humble and kind. QB for the Buffalo Bills. Can hurdle any obstacle (or person) in his way. Throws footballs like darts. The best 4th quarter QB. Radiates big d*ck energy.
by MeowMix746 March 30, 2020
Quaterback for the buffalo bills current owner for the miami dophins, new york jets and new england patriots. He is a parent to 3 kids named Zac wilson, Mac jones and Tau turntheballova. he is a MASSIVE stud for hot chicks. he also has a butler named tom brady who calls him daddy. (not by reqeust hes just weird).
Tom: yes daddy what can i do for you today?
Josh Allen: get mac, i have to take him to therapy again
Josh Allen: get mac, i have to take him to therapy again
by iykyk23456789 July 5, 2022
The most handsomest man of all time. He is the best quarterback of all time and he throws absolute rocket balls. Joshua Patrick Allen is the leader of Bills mafia. His sweat smells amazing and he is so hunky. He can jump over anyone with ease. A 6 foot 5 ape who can throw 90 yards. He has many sons such as:
Mac jones, Tua Tagovailoa, Zach Wilson
Mac jones, Tua Tagovailoa, Zach Wilson
by ThurmanThomas April 14, 2023
by Walk It To Em Wentz June 5, 2022
jimmy "have u heard of that guy who got his phone destroyed for sending nudes to underage girls?"
stuart "he must be a right josh allen"
stuart "he must be a right josh allen"
by Titcho August 12, 2018