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1.
Two events, simultaneous for one observer, may not be simultaneous for another observer if the observers are completely shitfaced.
Guy 1: "Fuck, man; I swear that night went down so differently in my head."
Guy 2: "Yeah, you were pretty much just dancing around while throwing up all over those girls and talking about how awesome you felt."
Guy 1: "Jose Cuervo's Theory of Relativity is a bitch."

Also see: Beer Goggles
by -Shitfaced- May 12, 2010
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