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When you give a much better looking man than yourself a rusty trombone and when he's about to blow his load, you let him blow it on your hair so that you can style it in a poofy gay version of wolverine.
I totally got Jos Loco'd by the head bouncer at my job and I thanked him for it!
by mimic77 November 10, 2010