A Jori, Thee Jori is possibly the most unique person out there! They are kind to those who are kind to them, but they do have a small friend group. They are shy at first but when you get to know them they’re weird, kind, and loyal.
by CatchAGirlOusside March 19, 2018
A unique and amazing man. Jory is way above average intellegence. He is determined and successful. A Jory is helpful and understanding. If you need someone to talk to, he is there to listen and is willing to talk about anything. he loves a good debate. He is good looking but has no idea. A Jory is an expert in bed and makes women orgasm like you've never experienced before. He is loyal and honest.
Jory makes one happy.
Jory makes one happy.
Girl #1: I'm dating Jory.
Girl #2: What? I'm so jealous! Jory is amazing!
Girl #1: Yea, he really is :)
Girl #2: What? I'm so jealous! Jory is amazing!
Girl #1: Yea, he really is :)
by CookieMonster109 February 3, 2010
A fictitious mammal with the ability to change between man and beast. In his man form he is a juggernaut with a heavy glow around him that emulates awesomeness,however in his beast form he is a clown fish...yes, just like in finding nemo. Not to exciting.
1:"Hey did you see Jory yesterday?"
2:"yeah he beat the living dog shit out of a ufc fighter then had sex with the olsen twins."
1:"really? i saw him today swimming in an aquarium at a petco. wierd."
2:"yeah he beat the living dog shit out of a ufc fighter then had sex with the olsen twins."
1:"really? i saw him today swimming in an aquarium at a petco. wierd."
by Jordog May 18, 2011
by SolidS January 29, 2009
by Jodenvergasser69 January 23, 2018
Damn Look at that dude chugging that Liter beer while giving off hella good vibes
He must be a Joris
He must be a Joris
by NotASpamMail August 9, 2020
The most amazing boy in the entire world. Someone that no one that you can't help, but to love to death. He will always be my best friend. I love him.
by Smerica November 21, 2008