A fictitious mammal with the ability to change between man and beast. In his man form he is a juggernaut with a heavy glow around him that emulates awesomeness,however in his beast form he is a clown fish...yes, just like in finding nemo. Not to exciting.
1:"Hey did you see Jory yesterday?"
2:"yeah he beat the living dog shit out of a ufc fighter then had sex with the olsen twins."
1:"really? i saw him today swimming in an aquarium at a petco. wierd."
2:"yeah he beat the living dog shit out of a ufc fighter then had sex with the olsen twins."
1:"really? i saw him today swimming in an aquarium at a petco. wierd."
by Jordog May 18, 2011
by SolidS January 29, 2009
Damn Look at that dude chugging that Liter beer while giving off hella good vibes
He must be a Joris
He must be a Joris
by NotASpamMail August 9, 2020
The most amazing boy in the entire world. Someone that no one that you can't help, but to love to death. He will always be my best friend. I love him.
by Smerica November 21, 2008
You're so incredible, just like a Jorie!
by hotguuy November 15, 2012
by PMin May 9, 2006
When someone tries to help you fix something, but only screws it up worse. Specifically something technical or I.T. related. I.E. cell phones, computers, PDA's, smart phones, software, etc.
"Yeah I kept getting these weird error messages so Dustin came over to help me but he totally Joryed my computer. It won't even turn on now."
by - D January 12, 2008