The new search engine that will tell you literally the cheapest place to by a product. Not to be confused with Google that will supply you with a plethora of information on a subject, Joogle will only tell you where you can buy it the cheapest, and usually has something smart to say about the subject.

Hey joogle: I need some dope ass spinner hub caps for my ride

Joogle says: auto zone bud, fuckin auto zone is the only place i know of that would sell some gay ass shit like that.... do they even still make those? Better ask Google.

Hey joogle:I fucked up, its my wife's birthday today and I forgot to get her something.

Joogle says:I got you bud, call BBLC inc., you know, Big Brock little cocks big box of assorted sized cocks. It's the place with all the signs, the dildo company. Tell him how you fucked up and he'll probably just sell it to you at cost.
Dude, that is one sad looking meat and cheese tray. Why didn't you just swing by and see the boys.

Sorry sap: I know man, joogle... I got joogled.

Smart guy: yeah bro, joogles not for everything. Think beyond the Knots for shit like that. Then you won't get screwed and end up with something like that piece of shit from China.
by Bblittlec February 19, 2022
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The new search engine that will tell you literally the cheapest place to by a product. Not to be confused with Google that will supply you with a plethora of information on a subject, Joogle will only tell you where you can buy it the cheapest, and usually has something smart to say about the subject.

Hey joogle: I need some dope ass spinner hub caps for my ride

Joogle says: auto zone bud, fuckin auto zone is the only place i know of that would sell some gay ass shit like that.... do they even still make those? Better ask Google.

Hey joogle:I fucked up, its my wife's birthday today and I forgot to get her something.

Joogle says:I got you bud, call BBLC inc., you know, Big Brock little cocks big box of assorted sized cocks. It's the place with all the signs, the dildo company. Tell him how you fucked up and he'll probably just sell it to you at cost.
Dude, that is one sad looking meat and cheese tray. Why didn't you just swing by and see the boys.

Sorry sap: I know man, joogle... I got joogled.

Smart guy: yeah bro, joogles not for everything. Think beyond the Knots for shit like that. Then you won't get screwed and end up with something like that piece of shit from China.
by Bblittlec February 19, 2022
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Quickest way To be informed while incarcerated; reach Google via phone/email
On my 630 phone call I'll joogle who won the hame?
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When a relationship between events or topics is mutually inclusive but the connection is so abstract we can't verify the details, nature and extent of it.

While a comprehensive and absolute truth exists, we cannot know or understand it from our current perspective/dimension. It could be our hearts, minds, biology, physics, biases, apathy, experience or intellect preventing us from understanding, or something bigger than we are able to imagine. Maybe, something Godly. .
Aliens and Demons seem to have a lot in common but its purely speculative, the truth is joogled.
Rationally speaking, how might you differentiate between a spiritual entity, demon or an alien should you meet one?
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