by James February 25, 2005
Now I must wash my unmentionables with bleach, for it seems as though they have multiple Kim Jong-Ils in them.
by Worms Ergonnaeatcha December 22, 2011
Probably the funniest man alive. this nigga is one of the few if not only nigga to stand up to all other countries he thinks is whack. this rebel fires missiles when he feels like it, even if it means 80% of his citizens are dyin. niggaas got no morals but makes up fo it with his great collection of wine, cognac, mercedes, and his private army (which is the second largest in the world only after the US. hah, sike. well in number only lmfao)
as in real life, theres always gotta b a "bad guy" in order to maintain balance of power and morals. well, jongil is one of the worlds few "ultra bad guys" and hes necessary in order to have a reason for the existence of the CIA, MI7, and various other counter intelligence organizations which would be left jobless without the so called villains. too bad hes gon die one day. but by then the other funny psycho dictator will take his father's place as dictator of north korea.
this tradition of N.K. will continue until the public realizes their situation despite the stateoftheart propaganda of NK. and when NK collapses, the world will realize tht they made amistake. without NK, the US alone wud have quite a fewextra jobless people trained to kill people and sabotage countries. and well then, those human killers wud b wuite pissed at the US president and wud most likely start a revolt. funy part is that theyd actually fuck up the government. lets hope tht doesnt happen lolll.
as in real life, theres always gotta b a "bad guy" in order to maintain balance of power and morals. well, jongil is one of the worlds few "ultra bad guys" and hes necessary in order to have a reason for the existence of the CIA, MI7, and various other counter intelligence organizations which would be left jobless without the so called villains. too bad hes gon die one day. but by then the other funny psycho dictator will take his father's place as dictator of north korea.
this tradition of N.K. will continue until the public realizes their situation despite the stateoftheart propaganda of NK. and when NK collapses, the world will realize tht they made amistake. without NK, the US alone wud have quite a fewextra jobless people trained to kill people and sabotage countries. and well then, those human killers wud b wuite pissed at the US president and wud most likely start a revolt. funy part is that theyd actually fuck up the government. lets hope tht doesnt happen lolll.
person1: yoo son i jus heard about this dictator in japan tht starves his people and fires missiles!
person2: u mean kim jong-il of NK?
person1: yee
person2: nigga, u deadass gon tell me this is news? shits been goin on for half a centur. its a NK tradition and lifestyle.
person1: thats horrible, i hope kimjong also starves
person2: lmfao. yo tht nigga has a fleet of merc on deck with some
fuckin limited hennessee XO cognac and a set of mansions thruout NK. in short, he a G haha
person1: damn, nigs livin the life
person2: u mean kim jong-il of NK?
person1: yee
person2: nigga, u deadass gon tell me this is news? shits been goin on for half a centur. its a NK tradition and lifestyle.
person1: thats horrible, i hope kimjong also starves
person2: lmfao. yo tht nigga has a fleet of merc on deck with some
fuckin limited hennessee XO cognac and a set of mansions thruout NK. in short, he a G haha
person1: damn, nigs livin the life
by wudnt u like to know. July 31, 2010
by fukinharriet January 11, 2006
by VJS January 28, 2005
Peter: Hey its Kim Jong Il
Barry: I think I am gonna spew
Peter: Nah, hold it in, he's iller than you.
Barry: Shut up prick
Peter: but he's the illest and sickest leader on earth .
Barry: I think I am gonna spew
Peter: Nah, hold it in, he's iller than you.
Barry: Shut up prick
Peter: but he's the illest and sickest leader on earth .
by Diggler12 March 7, 2016