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a Jonathan van Daalen is a gay kid who rapes cats in their sleep. he is often seen hanging around Max van den Boom

he is also known to be addicted to energy drinks and Valeries

he also rapes other peoples stuff (vandaal)
guy 1: "dude, theres a new Jonathan van Daalen in town!"
guy 2: "wow, i'd better hide my cats then and my sister Valerie has to hide her pussy from him!"
guy 1: "wow you have a lot of issues"
by Max van den Boom! June 29, 2011