Cop: You been smoking that reefer, boy?
You: No, sir.
Cop: You sure? Cus you smell like you've been smoking the devil's lettuce! What's your name?
You: I'd prefer not to disclose that, sir. I have done nothing wrong here.
Cop: What's your name, boy?
You: (Clears throat) Jon Sanchez, sir.
You: No, sir.
Cop: You sure? Cus you smell like you've been smoking the devil's lettuce! What's your name?
You: I'd prefer not to disclose that, sir. I have done nothing wrong here.
Cop: What's your name, boy?
You: (Clears throat) Jon Sanchez, sir.
by Black Lung, representing PSB April 21, 2011