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Percy Jackson 

If you don't know who Percy Jackson is, sit the hell down, and read both of the series,after you're done,you'll join me on the fact that Percy Jackson is the epitome of fictional character badassery
Well well well Percy Jackson...you think you could prevent me from awakening?
Percy Jackson by PlatinumBeast August 14, 2016

Percy Jackson 

The essence of perfect. Son of Poseidon. Supreme Lord of the Bathroom. Seaweed brain. Lover of blue food. Mamas boy. Very protective of his wise girl
I want a boyfriend like Percy Jackson

Percy Jackson 

Best demigod much better than Hercules and the sassiest demigod out there
Percy Jackson by Sea_otters August 22, 2017

MICHAEL JACKSON SYNDROME 

An increasingly common condition where, on hearing a Michael Jackson song, a person spontaneously bursts into an MJ dance routine. Symptoms can include a rhythmic jerking of the neck muscles, slow nodding of the head, pouting and thrusting of the pelvis. The movements are often accompanied by squeals, whoops and shouts of Shamone! In extreme cases the patient exhibits zombie-like characteristics such as clawing fingers and twitching before grabbing their own knees, turning and stomping forwards. This often occurs in the company of others with the same affliction, when the condition becomes collectively known as Flash Mob.
I can’t stop dancing to Thriller – I must have Michael Jackson Syndrome and it’s addictive, man!

Jackson Day 

Leaving work before clocking off time under the pretence of having started earlier than usual or claiming to be working the extra hours at a later time.
Mike: "I started two hours earlier this morning so I'm going home at 2pm today"

Glenn: "Taking another Jackson Day eh?"

Mike: "Stop spreading malicious lies"

Percy jackson syndrome 

Founded from the movie percy jackson and the olympians the lighting theif. When a movie, show, or any kind of media strays so far from the original source material that other than the names it's unrecognizable to thew fans.
fullmetal alchemist fan: WHAT THE FUCK!? THEY GOT PERCY JACKSON SYNDROME!

non fan: how so?

fma fan: because wrath wasn't a child, sloth wasn't a girl, and their was no fucking dante. and envy sure as HELL wasn't ed's brother