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Johnny Storm (Human Torch from Fantastic 4)
Used to describe a homosexual male who is blatantly and undoubtedly gay, so much so, that they are basically giving off flames from their gaynessocity.
-What self respecting man wears booby tassels and holsters a dildo in their butt?

-That, my friend, is a Johnny Storm.

by IDReese December 01, 2007
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